The State Fair by Eve Hoffman
I choose my painted carousel horse, impatient for the calliope to signal we’re
about to move. On the summer breeze French fries, corn dogs and the cattle
barns where 4-H kids parade their hoped-for-prize-winning calves. Carnival
barkers hawk Jonestown Kool Aid, give away tickets to the Kiss-the Dear
Leader’s Ring booth. Funnel cakes compete with Marie-Antoinette pastries
fortified with Machiavellian, yeast laced with champagne conspiracies. In
the Scientific Method tent tidy rows of glass boxes display a two headed calf,
a “genuine” mermaid, testicles & vertebrae of elected officials. Pre-teen boys
& girls sneak first kisses behind booths along the Midway. I catch up with
my brothers spinning red lunch counter stools, ordering grilled cheese
sandwiches and chocolate shakes. We watch little girls become princesses
after their turn in the face-painting booth. “Fixing” the Ring Toss and Three
Card Monte, governing principles on the Midway but, hey, it’s the State
Fair. OK? I take my chances knocking down a row of moving ducks with
a small rubber ball. I win a key chain with a tiny yellow fuzzy duck. Cotton
candy machines spin pink & blue lies. Neon orange arrows direct fairgoers
into a Congress of concave mirrors where a Texas Senator inveighs in Joseph
McCarthy cadence. Blue ribbons are hung beside o 4-H pigs & sheep to be sold
for breeding or butchering. Fireworks signal the fair is shutting down for the night.
Lights blink off on the Ferris Wheel, in the poultry barn, in buildings of jams,
jellies & flower arrangements, over the bedded goats & shoats. In carnie
caravans “social contracts” for liquor & cards & whores are satisfied. The bottom
of my new red Keds, gummy with bubble gum, popcorn & cotton candy, pick-up
parking lot gravel. In my pocket a keychain with a tiny yellow fuzzy duck.
I plead with my brothers Do we really have to listen to the Atlanta Crackers
baseball game all the whole hour- long ride home?